Thursday 17 May 2007

I'm no Gringo

..........The use of the word gringo here is derogatory. It is an insult which I have become accustumed to and enjoy. Although there is a problem. The origin of the word gringo is quite simple. It stems from when the power hungry States invaded Mexico for not oil but water. The colour of their uniforms were green and Mexicans coined the phrase Green Go which developed into Gringo. Which unfortunately means I have to correct anyone who calls me a Gringo. Who says this blog is´nt educational?......
.........Police populate every corner of this city, especially around the two main tourist districts, Old Town and Mariscal. Clad in knee high Nazi boots and various coloured uniforms they seek out and punish offenders on the spot. And it is implemented instantly. A young kid was pinned against the wall of a KFC. Four police officers in SWAT gear took great joy in ramming his head intermittenly against the wall. They did not question him and grew irritable at any noise he made. I don't know what he did but there was a small stall holder pointing his finger accusingly at him. The punishment handed out by them certainly seemed harsh if, as I suspect he only nicked a packet of smokes. And as I sit here I am watching a stocky police man in black clothes randomly kick a homeless man with 4 army officers looking on vacantly. Latin American justice......
....The church of San Francisco in Quito has a dark secret. The divil himself helped build the thing. A local man, whose name I can´t remember, but will call him Juan needed help completing the church for a big festival. Work was going slowly until the divil showed up and offered to have it completed by the appropriate day. Juan accepted and the church was completed but slowly his soul seeped away until he assumed a crazed look about the eyes. Even today people don´t frequent the church because of the curse of Juan. .......
Thats it kids, more in a few days, when I will still be here because of another Spanish course.
Adios

3 comments:

Nick said...

Keith, mate... you don't want to believe everything you hear - I've heard that story about the origin of "Gringo" among many others, and it's almost certainly wrong. Strangely enough, gringoes may well have originally been Irish:

“gringos llaman en Málaga a los estranjeros, que tienen cierta especie de acento, que los priva de una locución fácil y natural castellana; y en Madrid dan el mismo, y por la misma causa con particularidad a los Irlandeses”

Anonymous said...

Keith Ma was saying after she looked at the pictures that you put on some weight. That top must be a small. It was Con's communion on Saturday gone dont worry I gave him some money on your behalf and he was delighted he looked like a member of Westlife in his suit.
leighton

Anonymous said...

Hey! I've heard that explanation of the origin of gringo and rather liked it until I found out that the US army's uniforms were blue at that time. Also the world was apparently around prior to the Mexican-American war. ::shrug:: It's a great story tho.